Pamasahe

The other day, my mom gave the maid some money as she was heading out of the house. She said something like, "PAMASAHE PARA SA YO."

So I looked at my mom and asked her to give me some money for a massage too. 

Sinuman

Sinuman: (v.) To make into a suman.

Pili

PILI KA.

A.  You're a nut.
B.  Line up.
C.  Choose.
D.  All of the above.

Tofu and Pig

I asked the waiter for TOKWA'T AND BABOY. 

For those who don't know, apparently TOKWA(tofu) AT(and) BABOY (pig) already has an "&"!!

Did you know that?

Hamon Ng Buhay

I was driving home on the Skyway last night when I saw a huge ABS CBN billboard. They were promoting a show (can't remember now, too many Tagalog words to keep on rote memory). But I caught a line that made me wonder: ANG HAMON NG BUHAY.

Ginugol

Sabi nila: Madaming horas na ginugol sa brand na yan.

Translation ko: We've spent a lot of time Googling infromation for that brand.

BINATA

Akala ko ang ibig sabihin nito ay magiging bata (to make into a child).

Kasi:

putok - pinutok
tapon - tinapon
bangga - binangga

so dapat

bata - binata