Wednesday, February 27, 2013


True story: one of the artists at work wanted to get off early because he had to go to his Lola's "LIBINGAN" and being stressed that day I did one of my "Danni translations" in my head and thought It meant party --- (the logic)


Plus he didn't seem sad. So I told him to finish the ad first then he could leave.

Wow they must've thought I was a bitch. Only later on, at around 11 pm, after he did everything did I let him go. My producer at that point mustered up some courage to ask me why I hadn't let him go to the funeral of his grandmother.

I was so upset at my producer for not having translated "LIBINGAN" for me.

Dagalog fail!

Monday, December 31, 2012

Maliging Bagong Taon

Buhangin for sale...

I was out of town and saw a sign that read: BUHANGIN FOR SALE. I now realize what BUHANGIN means, but before that I was like, why would anyone want to buy wind?

Thursday, September 13, 2012


The other day, my mom gave the maid some money as she was heading out of the house. She said something like, "PAMASAHE PARA SA YO."

So I looked at my mom and asked her to give me some money for a massage too. 

Sunday, July 29, 2012


Sinuman: (v.) To make into a suman.



A.  You're a nut.
B.  Line up.
C.  Choose.
D.  All of the above.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Tofu and Pig

I asked the waiter for TOKWA'T AND BABOY. 

For those who don't know, apparently TOKWA(tofu) AT(and) BABOY (pig) already has an "&"!!

Did you know that?