Monday, December 31, 2012

Maliging Bagong Taon

Buhangin for sale...

I was out of town and saw a sign that read: BUHANGIN FOR SALE. I now realize what BUHANGIN means, but before that I was like, why would anyone want to buy wind?

Thursday, September 13, 2012


The other day, my mom gave the maid some money as she was heading out of the house. She said something like, "PAMASAHE PARA SA YO."

So I looked at my mom and asked her to give me some money for a massage too. 

Sunday, July 29, 2012


Sinuman: (v.) To make into a suman.



A.  You're a nut.
B.  Line up.
C.  Choose.
D.  All of the above.