Maliging Bagong Taon

Buhangin for sale...

I was out of town and saw a sign that read: BUHANGIN FOR SALE. I now realize what BUHANGIN means, but before that I was like, why would anyone want to buy wind?

Pamasahe

The other day, my mom gave the maid some money as she was heading out of the house. She said something like, "PAMASAHE PARA SA YO."

So I looked at my mom and asked her to give me some money for a massage too. 

Sinuman

Sinuman: (v.) To make into a suman.

Pili

PILI KA.

A.  You're a nut.
B.  Line up.
C.  Choose.
D.  All of the above.

Tofu and Pig

I asked the waiter for TOKWA'T AND BABOY. 

For those who don't know, apparently TOKWA(tofu) AT(and) BABOY (pig) already has an "&"!!

Did you know that?

Hamon Ng Buhay

I was driving home on the Skyway last night when I saw a huge ABS CBN billboard. They were promoting a show (can't remember now, too many Tagalog words to keep on rote memory). But I caught a line that made me wonder: ANG HAMON NG BUHAY.